The Red Sox won the World Series by the way. I don’t know if that was made obvious to you yet as I am sure it will be in the next week, month, decade. We will not stop hearing about this victory for the next 1000 years. Red Sox Nation won’t let us.

At some point someone needs to point out to National League owners that to beat teams like the Yanks or the Sox, you have to spend like them. I know that the Cardinals won it last year and that the Marlins and Diamondbacks have won the Series in the past ten years, but, to be honest, those were wins that arose because the Red Sox or Yankees failed to produce. If those two teams come to play, there is no team that can beat them.

National League pitching and National League hitting were on full display as the Rockies were no match for the Red Sox juggernaut. Sure, they won 21 of 22 and had arguably the best hitting and pitching in the NL, but they couldn’t cut the mustard when it counted. The Sox wiped the floor with the Rocks and didn’t even break a sweat.

Two blowouts and two one-run games. The Red Sox showed they could win baseball games by any means necessary this World Series. Hats off to them, now lets hope the Pats don’t win the Super Bowl and that the Celtics are out in the first round, because if not, the smug cheers from Beantown will be heard all over the country. That tool at your office in Dallas that wears a Red Sox hat will not be able to shut up now. Thanks a lot Rockies for ruining the fun of watching Red Sox fans disappear all over America.


Ok. I know that most people could care less that the NBA season is just around the corner. However, This season is going to be bananas because I foresee the East being much better this year than it has been in the past.

Even though that it would not take much for the East to improve because, as ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith would say “THA EASTARN CONFERENCE IS TEAR-A-BULL!!!!” How he can have a radio show where he talks entirely in exclamatory sentences is beyond me. The man has a heart of a lion.

Back to the East, where there are now six legit teams. Well, five if you don’t count the Bulls, who I am growing tired of waiting on. Seriously, weren’t the Bulls supposed to be the team of the future, like, four years ago? When is the future? After they got rid of their best shot-blocker (Tyson Chandler) and best big man (Eddy Curry) so that they could pick up a veteran with no offensive skills whatsoever (Ben Wallace), I am supposed to buy into this Bulls team to beat out the Pistons, Heat, Cavs, Magic and now the Celtics?

I think that most of the East could fall into this category, if not the entire conference, but for the purposes of this blog I will limit it to five teams. The Bobcats, Hawks, Sixers, Knicks and Pacers in my opinion have little to no chance of making it to the playoffs.

With the Knicks it is obvious why: no one can overcome the offseason that they have had. It is unfathomable. The sexual harassment case will hang over them all season even though they will be improved thanks to good trades and a great draft.

The Bobcats are a year or two away from being a serious contender in my opinion. They added some veteran leadership in Jason Richardson, but it will be interesting to see how far that takes a team that is still so young.

The Hawks suffer from miserable management. However, they had a decent draft this year which surprised everyone. The Hawks will win 15-20 more games this year, but I don’t see them making the playoffs.

The Sixers will finish close to, if not dead last in the conference. They are young, inexperienced and don’t have a starting power forward.

The Pacers just aren’t any good. They don’t play well together and I’ll bet that Jermaine O’neal doesn’t finish the season as a Pacer, especially if they are way out of the playoff picture. Which they might be by December.

On the Outside Looking In
These are teams that could make the playoffs, but have no real shot of going to the finals. Only four teams really fit this category to me, and it wouldn’t surprise me to see any of these teams in the playoffs. I picked the Raptors, Nets, Wizards and Bucks to fill in this category.

The Raptors are a great team to watch. They are young and they have a superstar in Chris Bosh that is as exciting as anyone playing. Bosh may be the most underrated member of his draft class. I just don’t see the Raptors playing as well this year as they did last year, but I hope they do because the playoffs might be the only time I can see them on TV.

The Nets are old. Jason Kidd and Vince Carter are going to have to play lights-out for 82 games if the Nets want to have a shot at the playoffs. Otherwise they will finish just outside of the Dance.

The Wizards are going to suffer early from Agent Zero’s off-season knee surgery. However, Gilbert Arenas is good enough that when he gets back to 100 percent he can still carry this team. I see them challenging for the eighth playoff spot thanks to a big second half of the season by Arenas.

I’m scared that the Bucks might actually suck. I picked them to finish in the middle, but immediately I regretted doing it. I’m not sold on Yi yet, and Michael Redd can’t do it by himself. This team could make the playoffs, or it could finish 12th in the conference, I wouldn’t be surprised either way.

The Filet
The Eastern Conference is fairly top-heavy this year because I think it has six teams that could win it.  The Cavs, Heat, Magic, Pistons, Celtics and Bulls are all contenders and could each play in the finals.

The Cavaliers are the defending Eastern Conference champs. They have the best player in the conference as well in Lebron James and the experience of playing deep into the playoffs. However, they start Anderson Varejao who has to be one of the worst starters in the league. I don’t get what he brings to the table. Also, they still have no point guard. Who is running this team? How could they not get Lebron a point guard? All that said, I still think the Cavs have a good shot to win the East again.

The Heat are getting old. This may be Shaq’s last year and that means it is the Heat’s last legit shot at a title for a while. D.Wade needs come off the shoulder injury to play unbelievable to get the Heat to the Eastern Conference Finals. Needless to say, I really don’t see the Heat going to the finals this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if they did, but I don’t see it happening.

The Magic could really have been put in the “Outside Looking In” category because they may have only been good last year. Now that the East is improved, I don’t see them getting much better. I picked them as a contender because Dwight Howard scares me. He is super-human and could take this team deep into the playoffs by himself.

The Pistons are going to be the Pistons. They will play ridiculous defense and get scoring from every guy on the team. The problem with Detroit is that they miss Ben Wallace in the middle. His impact on that team will be more evident this seasonas the Pistons struggle to get rebounds. Chris Webber and Rasheed Wallace are almost geriatric. This might be the last year we consider the Pistons as serious contenders.

The Celtics are the sexy pick. They now have three guys who could average 30 a game. The problem is that none of them play point guard. The Celtics will only go as far as Rajon Rondo takes them. However, it will be interesting to see how teams defend the Allen, Garnett, Pierce show without being able to double-team any of those guys.

I have already talked about the Bulls a little bit.  I asked when the future is and if I really am supposed to buy into this team. Well, I am. The future is now for the Bulls and they could easily represent the East this year. I think they will play the Cavs in the Eastern Conference finals and could take that series in six. The reason I like them this season is because they don’t have a superstar. They show that team basketball can work at the highest level if you have shooters and guys that can create shots for themselves. If Big Ben can play like he did three years ago, the Bulls will be by far the best team in the conference.

Ultimately I don’t see any of these teams winning in the NBA Finals against the West. There are about seven Western Conference teams that could handle the Bulls in a seven game series. The East is much improved, however, and this NBA season is going to be a fun one to watch.

I know, I know, this seems like a crazy thought: how could a bunch of southern, bourbon-and-Coke-drinking Auburn fans be similar to the northern, Sam Adam’s- swigging Red Sox Nation? Good question. Sounds like a good subject for my first blog.

The Boston Red Sox started in 1901, and Auburn began playing football a few years prior to that. At the beginning, both teams were pretty dissimilar except for one thing, rivalry. The Sox have always had the Yankees and the Tigers have always had the Tide. More on that later, though.

Both teams were dominant more than a half-century ago. Both teams have gone on huge droughts without championships. The Sox last won the big one (not counting the ’04 series) in 1918. Auburn won its first, and only, AP National Championship in 1957. So what? Why does that make them similar?

(When will I stop asking myself questions?)

When a team loses for so many years, oftentimes that team doesn’t continue to rise in popularity nor is it thought of as a contender for a title, nor does it have legions of rabid fans. That is where the Sox and the Auburn Tigers are the most identical. Both clubs have throngs upon throngs of fans that stand by their team to the end. Why would college football fans embrace a team that hasn’t produced a title in a half century? There cannot be that many alumni out there. Look at Vanderbilt. Vandy has never won a National Championship and no one goes to their games. Why don’t Auburn fans treat the Tigers the same way? Why do they keep coming back like 343 Guilty Spark in Halo 2 ?

One word: hope.

The Sox and the Tigers have found new ways to build their fans’ hopes up.  Almost every year, Auburn starts out in the top 25. Auburn has had two Heisman Trophy winners. Bo Jackson went to Auburn. Bo Jackson! If you have ever played Tecmo Super Bowl that name resonates with unmistakable reverence for you. Auburn has won more games in the SEC in the last five years than any team. The Red Sox are always either the best or second best team in their division. Superstar after superstar has played for the the Sox. Ted Williams, the greatest hitter ever, played for the Sox. Both teams give fans the hope that this is the year. Year after year, heartache after heartache, letdown after letdown.

The angst of Red Sox Nation has been well documented over the years. However, Auburn fans have been suffering for almost as long and have been keeping it to themselves, having had their fair share of heartache. Take the 2004 season as an example. Quite possibly the greatest team in Auburn history, and one of the greatest collections of talent in recent college football history. That was the year, more than any other, that Auburn fans had a real hope for glory.  In 2003, Auburn was ranked #1 in the nation before the season started in some polls and the Tigers dashed away all hope of a title by promptly failing to score a touchdown against USC and Georgia Tech. However, Auburn had an even better team in 2004 and proved it by winning every single game in which it played. The Tigers even covered the spread in all of those games. Did that translate into a title, or even a shot at a title? Nope.

Fans of both the Tigers and the Sox expect nothing less than greatness from their teams. Funny, considering they really have no evidence that they should expect anything less than a brutal failure. This is why fans of both teams will boo a star player mercilessly, as if he played for the other team. The undefeated 2004 season of Auburn and the 2004 World Series win by the Sox did nothing, but make fans’ appetite for championships more insatiable.

Maybe there is something else involved in both cases: an inferiority complex.

Auburn has the Tide, the Sox have the Yanks. Both the Crimson Tide and the Yankees boast more titles than any other team in their particular sport. Both teams have fans that refuse to quit reminding rival fans of that fact day after day. Neither the Yanks nor the Tide have won a title this century, but they don’t let “facts” like that bother them. Auburn fans want nothing more than to get a championship to rub in the faces of all of those Alabama fans at work, at thanksgiving dinner, at church or at the local NRA meeting. Red Sox fans want the same from their team. No matter how many times Auburn beats Alabama, Tide fans will always walk around with the smug attitude that makes Tiger fans act like Inspector Clouseau’s boss at the end of the old Pink Panther movies. Yankees fans will always act like they own the world, even though half of them have never been inside Yankee Stadium. You can’t be a Yankee fan if you live in Aimes, Iowa. I’m sorry, it’s just wrong. Auburn fans hate Alabama fans for the same reason: more than half of them didn’t go to school there, don’t know anyone who did, and probably didn’t even go to college.

So, Sox fans, you can rest assured that there is somebody out there who knows the way it feels to be you. Maybe they don’t dress the same way you do. Maybe they drive a pick-up truck and maybe they voted for Bush, but they know the way it feels to have your heart ripped out year after year. Auburn fans, maybe there are some people in the north that are worth trusting. Hopefully this post has been insightful, or at least I hope that I answered my own questions.